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At Consumia's Spiritual Emporium, events are called Lodges, which is where Consumerians meet up and hang out, and Omniscians speak their truths. Enjoy a tarot reading. Decorate their own burial box for Coffin Club.

Topics can range from the God of Sleep or the Goddess of FOMO, to the spirituality of bathrooms. Or, perhaps surrealist sexualities, or what happens to bodies after life leaves?

In real life, the first Lodges have been held at The Crooked Path, and an Omniscian can be an author, podcaster, musician, photographer, biologist, researcher, art historian, or anyone else who is curious about toeing the line at the edge of our knowledge.

Lodges are closer to happy hours than symposiums. No admission. Ninety minutes where people can drink beverages and meet others who enjoy dark humor in everything.